Sweet pick up lines can work well but the funniest pick up lines are guaranteed to get a reaction from a hot girl. As a pick up artist, once we have a reaction we have something to work with.
I’ve put together some cool funny pick up lines for you, make sure you deliver themwith a smile and a sparkle in your eye.
- Was your Dad a farmer? Because you have grown some mighty fine melons! – Use only on girls who have a good rack and you may have to duck in some cases.
- Are you a parking ticket? (She pulls a face and says what?) Because you have got fine written all over you. – This is probably a cheesy pick up line but it has got me a few laughs.
- Can I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Xmas – Goes down well as it’s unthreatening
- You say “I bet you $10 I can kiss you without using my lips” (promise her it’s not rude). If she agrees plant a kiss right on her lips, tell her you lost and hand her the $10 – If this goes down well I ask the girl if she is going to buy us both a drink with the $10.
- Wow girl I’m going to put you on my things to do list – This one needs a bit of way out acting to give it its full effect.
- Are those pants meant for an astronaut (pause) because your ass is out of this world! – One of the funniest pick up lines here
- When I saw you from over there, I passed out, hit my head on a table… so I need your number for insurance purposes – This usually gets a laugh.
- If I let you know that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? – Again although some girls think this is a cheesy pick up line it usually works.
I hope you picked up some funny pick up lines you can use, for some people the romantic pick up lines are easier to deliver so use whatever is comfortable for you.
Remember to look out for my post that will show you how I turned from an average jabbering wreck in front of girls to a super confident pick up artist.
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