Sometimes you have to put yourself out there if you want to deliver good pick up lines. These dirty pick up lines take a bit of nerve but should not cause offense with most girls.
But if you’re not an expert at picking up girls yet I would leave these lines until you have perfected some of the other pick up techniques I talk about, unless you have some of the skills I talk about later some girls will think these are just rude pick up lines, so get ready to duck!
- Hey there, I put the std in stud! – I love this one and with the right girl will get a laugh and you can go from there.
- Is it hot in here or is just you! – A little bit of a cheesy pickup line but with the trailer park kinda girl this can work well
- Wow, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once, how about you give a dying man his last wish – The girl usually laughs or is not impressed so it’s quite high risk
- (Look angry) excuse me you owe me a drink. She will ask why? (Now smile) Because when I saw how hot you are I dropped my drink – This usually gets a good response
- Hi, How’s that fever of your? She will ask what fever? Oh, sorry you just look hot to me – You have got about a 50/50 shot with this one
- Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t (pause), I think you’re gorgeous – This is quite a cute pick up line as well and usually works on the classier girl.
- Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? – This is one to use when you become good at picking up girls.
- Is your Dad a mechanic? Well how come you’ve got such a finely tuned body? – Again only for the bold pick up artist.
This should get you started if you’re feeling brave and want to ditch the safer romantic pick up lines. But unless, like me, you have perfected a few of the secrets of seducing girls (what’s the point of using a pick up line if it doesn’t go any further?) I would certainly steer clear of these ballsy dirty pick up lines.
They may be the best pick up lines out there, but unless you know what you’re doing, you will end up with a few slaps! There are only certain girls who will respond to a dirty pick up line so choose your girl carefully!
Happy hunting guys and remember email me when you have success with any pick up lines.
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